Curiosity, the complex cat

Area 51? Area 2? Looks like the cat’s out of the bag and they’re back with even more catspiracy theories. PetSafe has returned with a sequel to their 2016 ad Catspiracy: The ScoopFree Poop Harvesting Machine. These furry friends are here to share their thoughts on how the “automatic high-tech robot” makes collecting easier for the humans to profit off of. That’s right, these felines are fixed on the idea that humans are collecting their turds to sell them in bulk. But wait there’s more, humans are actually “using their metal firebirds to haul our turds off to this – a massive sub-zero storage facility,” says Roswell, in reference to the night ball.

Why it’s the main scoop:
Step aside moon landing conspiracy theories, Cindy Clawford has a more pressing theory about the massive sub-zero storage facility: kitty litter is grey, the night ball is grey, coincidence? I think not.

Let’s hope these little friends never find out the truth about where their turds go, it may be a catastrophe if they knew. 

Source: AdWeek